Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. ~ Drew Carey
Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.
When you want something you've never had, you have to do something you've never done.
If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything. ~ Marilyn Monroe
I try to buy stock in businesses that are so wonderful that an idiot can run them. Because sooner or later, one will. ~Warren Buffett
If you want to know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders.
Before you go pointing fingers at someone, make sure your own hands are clean.
''I'm not afraid of storms, for I'm learning to sail my ship.'' ~ Louisa May Alcott
When someone walks out of your life, let them. They are just making more room for someone better to walk in.
If you don't want anyone to find out, don't do it. ~ chinese proverb
Feelings are everywhere -- be gentle.
Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever. ~ Lance Armstrong
If at first you do succeed, try something harder. ~ proverb
If you do only what you know you can do - you never do very much. ~ Tom Krause
Fall seven times and stand up eight. ~ Japanese proverb
I'M SIGNIFICANT!...screamed the dust speck. ~ Calvin (from Calvin & Hobbes)
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today. ~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Carl W. Buechner
Hope is like a road in the country; there never was a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. ~ Lyn Yutang
Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. ~ Maya Angelou
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says "I'm possible"! ~ Audrey Hepburn
I'm not upset that you lied to me. I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone. ~ Dorothy Parker
If you have to kill a snake, kill it once and for all. ~ Japanese proverb
Beware the person with nothing to lose. ~ Italian proverb
If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there. ~ Lewis Carroll
One of the oldest human needs is to have someone wonder where you are when you don't come home at night. ~ Margaret Mead
The day you decide to do it is your lucky day. ~ Japanese proverb
Do one thing every day that scares you. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for. ~ Epicurus
You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.
Do not look where you fell but where you slipped. ~ proverb
Leave something good in every day. ~ Dolly Parton
It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
Make decisions with an open heart. Chances are, you'll make the right decision.
It's amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces.
Friendship is not capable of ending; for if it ends, it is only because it never existed.
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. ~ Thomas Jefferson
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. ~ J. Paul Getty
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. ~ Groucho Marx
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. ~ Samuel Johnson
In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. ~ Calvin (from Calvin & Hobbes)
I'll sleep when I'm dead. ~ Warren Zevon
The only trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. ~ George Burns.
She was a girl who knew how to be happy even when she was sad. And that's important -- you know. ~ Marilyn Monroe
Deep down, at our core, there are only two emotions: love and fear. All positive emotions come from love, all negative emotions from fear. From love flows happiness, contentment, peace and joy. From fear comes anger, hate, anxiety and guilt. ~ David Kessler
I'm a lover, not a fighter. But I'll fight for what I love.
Never give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about.
It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. it is what you think about. ~ dale carnegie
I am the author of my life. Unfortunately I am writing with a pen, and I can't erase my mistakes.
Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with. ~ Sex and the City
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. ~ Calvin (from Calvin & Hobbes)
I guess that's what goodbye is always like - like jumping off an edge. The worst part is making the choice to do it. Once you're in the air, there's nothing you can do but let go. ~ Lauren Oliver
The truth of the matter is, people are going to stay in our hearts even if they don't stay in our lives.
To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness. ~ Bertrand Russell
May you never forget what is worth remembering, nor ever remember what is best forgotten. ~ Irish Blessing
Do you know what my favorite part of the game is? The opportunity to play. ~ Mike Singletary
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. ~ Calvin (from Calvin & Hobbes)
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. ~ Margaret Mead
The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you're playing by somebody else's rules, while quietly playing by your own. ~ Michael Konda
It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightening. ~ Calvin (from Calvin & Hobbes)
The idea is to write it so that people hear it and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart. ~ Maya Angelou
